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Post by seaneleth on Jan 9, 2008 17:25:16 GMT -4
I am Bob Snorf, and for too long have the Snorfish populations been attacked by the supposedly civilized people of greater Charta. Thousands of Snorfs, millions in property and possessions, all lost in the callous rampages of the mainlanders.
The Snorfish peoples, mutated and non, are suing the mainland nations for fifteen million credits, in reparation for damages, as well as a promise of future protection by the CBI.
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Post by Vampire Lestat on Jan 9, 2008 17:32:14 GMT -4
(Snorf Char I can't remember name of): Yeah!
Memnoch just ponders the statement.
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Post by seaneleth on Jan 9, 2008 17:35:34 GMT -4
*somebody draws graffiti of Papa Snorf having sex with Reth Munei in a large wicker basket*
Reply: Real mature, Steve.
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Post by Vampire Lestat on Jan 9, 2008 23:13:37 GMT -4
//who the hell is steve?
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Post by seaneleth on Jan 10, 2008 0:36:43 GMT -4
// Obviously someone who likes to draw naughty pictures.
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Post by Steph on Jan 10, 2008 5:57:05 GMT -4
Various responses from around Charta:
Steve (Homeless Waif): How do you know it was me? I made sure nobody was around when I drew it.
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DM Snorfette: If anyone attacks again, let me know and I'll give them a Galactic Wedgie.
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Assistant Director Winner (CBI): I'll have the Chief of Station Mil, Nurse Jenny, look into these allegations.
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Judge Deth: You have no case. People who enter the Snorf Cove and/or Peyo's Folly are immediately set up upon by you vicious little heathen monsters just for being tourists. They pay good money for Tour Packages and are constantly being robbed. I oughta have YOU little Snorfstards thrown in jail.
*sigh*
File the proper paperwork and I'll take it under advisement. You'll need signed affidavits from every injured party, living or dead; a complete listing of all stolen property; a complete listing of all damaged property; file three of the blue copies in each jurisdiction deemed responsible for the damage; file four of the red copies with the CBI; and seven of the white copies (in triplicate) in Exotera.
(mutters to self) That oughta keep the little Snorftards busy for a couple of years...at least until I retire...
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Badd Gye: You puny things make nice fingerfood.
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Post by seaneleth on Jan 10, 2008 7:42:35 GMT -4
Jokey Snorf/Re: Judge Deth: Dear Judge Deth...
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Your mom has no case... for being so ugly!
Handy Snorf/Re: Jokey Snorf/Re: Judge Deth: Ohh, burn!
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Post by Vampire Lestat on Jan 10, 2008 10:11:27 GMT -4
//Ok, time to back slowly away from the nut jobs.
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Post by Luke Hall on Jan 10, 2008 11:55:09 GMT -4
//*wonders how Lestat will back away from himself*
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Post by Vampire Lestat on Jan 10, 2008 13:02:13 GMT -4
//Hey I'm insane not a nut job.
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Post by Hazmatt on Jan 10, 2008 13:09:21 GMT -4
// I had a nut job once. It doesn't pay as well as you might think.
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Post by Vampire Lestat on Jan 10, 2008 13:12:02 GMT -4
//Ha ha matt. Oh and pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by Steph on Jan 10, 2008 19:22:29 GMT -4
Suspect: Jokey Snorf, Handy Snorf, and any other little Snorfsters in the area
Address: Peyo's Folly, Snorf Cove
Description: Blue, Short. They all wear white caps.
Last seen: Peyo's Folly, Snorf Cove
Wanted for: Being total little asinine, inane, insane, loudmouth creeps. Offending a Federal Judge's mother. Offending a Federal Judge.
I hereby authorize the mobilization of all necessary personnel to apprehend these little hooligans and bring them to justice. If, by chance, a few of them die in the endeavor, no charges will be filed against the killer.
It must be stated clearly: SNORFS ONLY INSIDE PEYO'S FOLLY OR SNORF COVE. Just because someone is incredibly short doesn't make them a Snorf. Feel free to stand at the gates and pick them off when they try to leave.
This warrant issued by my hand, this 10th day of Margolin, in the year of Founder 141,
Signed,
Wilhelm G. Deth, Federal Judge
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Post by Luke Hall on Jan 10, 2008 20:37:17 GMT -4
//hmm, maybe it's time Kage returned...
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Post by Vampire Lestat on Jan 10, 2008 21:55:04 GMT -4
//Nah, stick to the cute fuzzy dragon.
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