Post by Steph on Sept 2, 2007 14:21:43 GMT -4
"Do YOU have what it takes? Are YOU dedicated to your work? Do YOU have integrity? Are YOU willing to put your life over the lives of others? Do YOU seek adventure & excitement? Do YOU like to blow things up and make a really big mess without having to be bothered with cleaning it up? Do YOU like to hurt people? Can YOU follow orders?
"Maybe you should try becoming one of us! We're the Charta Bureau of Investigation and we want YOU to join us! You'll receive your very own keycard to the most well-guarded underground complex on Itropa! You'll be revered by your peers! You'll be reviled by the bad guys!
"When members of the opposite sex (or same sex, that's up to you) find out that you are an agent of the CBI, they will fall all over themselves to be with you! Pick up chicks! Pick up dudes! Pick up robots! The possibilities to 'get it on' are almost endless! Just flash your badge and watch the people run!
"Long hours, hard work, and supreme boredom go hand-in-hand with ACTION, ADVENTURE, EXCITEMENT, and PAYOFFS!
"See our website at cww.cbi.gubmint for complete details!
"The next general recruitment session will be Friday, Handoor 7, 1453 starting promptly at 7pm (//Friday, Sept 7, 2007, 7pm EST) at the Trasa Sheriff's Office. Come early and get a good seat!
"Agents applying for the Mad Dog Team need to be in the Meeting Room at CBI HQ no later than 8pm the same night."
//I'm gonna run two sessions back to back this coming Friday night. Merely click the links (different colored text) to get more info. There might be a full-blown event afterwards.
"Maybe you should try becoming one of us! We're the Charta Bureau of Investigation and we want YOU to join us! You'll receive your very own keycard to the most well-guarded underground complex on Itropa! You'll be revered by your peers! You'll be reviled by the bad guys!
"When members of the opposite sex (or same sex, that's up to you) find out that you are an agent of the CBI, they will fall all over themselves to be with you! Pick up chicks! Pick up dudes! Pick up robots! The possibilities to 'get it on' are almost endless! Just flash your badge and watch the people run!
"Long hours, hard work, and supreme boredom go hand-in-hand with ACTION, ADVENTURE, EXCITEMENT, and PAYOFFS!
"See our website at cww.cbi.gubmint for complete details!
"The next general recruitment session will be Friday, Handoor 7, 1453 starting promptly at 7pm (//Friday, Sept 7, 2007, 7pm EST) at the Trasa Sheriff's Office. Come early and get a good seat!
"Agents applying for the Mad Dog Team need to be in the Meeting Room at CBI HQ no later than 8pm the same night."
//I'm gonna run two sessions back to back this coming Friday night. Merely click the links (different colored text) to get more info. There might be a full-blown event afterwards.
