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Post by Steph on Jan 23, 2008 15:45:59 GMT -4
Be it hereby known that Phee-ron-ee-ka (aka Veronica Leighton) -plaintiff- has come before these courts to file for divorce proceedings against Xellos -defendant-.
Plaintiff submits that Defendant is away from their domicile in the Grunthar desert almost constantly and very rarely provides "bump-n-grind" action. Plaintiff submits that when Defendant is home, Defendant provides necessary affection, but is gone too long to affect any real stability in said relationship.
Plaintiff is seeking no recompensatory damages and will surrender all rights and privileges to Defendant's domicile.
Defendant has 30 days to respond to these proceedings, either for or against divorce proceedings. If Defendant does not respond, said proceedings will be found in favor of the Plaintiff and the marriage will be null and void.
Signed by my hand, this day of 17 Clasho, in the year of our Great Deity 162,
Judge Wilhelm Deth
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Post by Steph on Jan 23, 2008 15:48:13 GMT -4
I sorry husband, but I need more luvvin's. Dere will allus be 'pecial place in heart for yoo. Yoo teach me way of Ris Kiree an' a lotta udder tings. Tank yoo. - V
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Vampire Lestat
Old Citizen
The Master Baiter
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Savage Garden
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Post by Vampire Lestat on Jan 23, 2008 18:24:30 GMT -4
//You need more time on your hands. These are fun to read. Though I wouldn't mind if you did another snorf one.
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Post by Lord Surge on Feb 22, 2008 20:49:58 GMT -4
A moderately old fellow leaves a folded letter on the desk of the proper clerk, stamped with the official seal of the Ris Kiree group, then steps into some sort of portal. Although I admit my travels in and out of the various fabrics of space, time, and a number of other elements of the universe have often kept me away from home, certainly there is a means through which we can work this out. At any rate, I would say that I'm against these proceedings. I shall set about the necessary experiments to make up for the aforementioned shortcomings immediately. - Xellos
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